Yash Tiwari

Dear Jio, Yes, I will recharge. But why are you acting like I’ve taken a loan from you and escaped to Thailand? Plan expires in 7 days. Not hours. Still getting push every 7 minutes: “Recharge now to continue enjoying uninterrupted service.” Mujhe nahi pata tumhara network ka itna trust issue kyun hai. But Plan khatam hone wala hai, DUNIYA Nahi. #RantOver #RechargeReminder #DearJio #LinkedInHumour

Dear Zomato, Let's talk about your "pricing strategy." Item total: ₹349 Restaurant packaging: ₹25 Delivery fee: ₹26 Platform fee: ₹12.50 GST: ₹20.95 To pay: ₹407.45 For ₹349 worth of food. That's ₹58 in fees. Or 16% markup just for using the app. And then there's this: "Tip your delivery partner! Your kindness means a lot 🙏" Here's what you're not saying: Your delivery partners are on low wages with high targets. They deal with burnout, fraud accusations when parcels go missing, and zero job security. Instead of paying them fairly, you're guilt-tripping customers to cover the gap. At this point, you're not a food delivery platform. You're a fee collection agency that occasionally delivers meals while externalizing all labor costs to customers and restaurants. The math isn't mathing. But your profit margins? Crystal clear. #RantOver #Marketing #HiddenFees #GigEconomy #Zomato

Dear Prime Video, I pay for Prime. Now I also pay for ads… on Prime. Here is the experience of an average “Prime” user: • Click movie under the shiny Prime logo. • ₹149 rent for 30 days but the moment I press play, the 48-hour timer starts. • 3 unskippable ads for movies I also can’t watch. • “Yeh movie kis zamaane ki hai?” • John Wick? Sorry, now you need Lionsgate. • Accidentally click on a movie and realise it needs another subscription you didn’t even know existed. • Finally hit play. Buffering. My internet works fine, but my will to live? Not so much. At this point, just include it in Prime or put it in a separate Here to Hurt You section. Because right now, the only thing “included with Prime” is "Prime Regret." #RantOver #PrimeVideo #PrimeRegret #LinkedinHumor